I get tons of emails on a daily basis. Granted it is all my fault as I have subscribed to most of them. However, in my defense, I found that when I find an interesting post, go in, sign up and hope to receive more “interesting” posts; I get a load of garbage instead.
I love to write. I love to share my stories, crafts, gardening help (https://helbergfarmstories.com/), and other bits about me; usually with a collection of humor thrown in. It’s just what I do. But the stuff I have been getting lately has started to tick me off.
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I am guessing that you get several of these also, at least on a weekly basis. Mine are bombarding me daily. The part that really ticks me off is how they entice with the “free” when it is NOT free. If I have to:
- Subscribe to get it.
- Pay ridiculous shipping, handling, and/or processing fees
- Watch a full 2-hour webinar to get the information on how to get the freebie, only to then find it is not actually free.
- Agree to be overloaded with a million emails per day that I did not plan, want, or need.
Then I go to unsubscribe from the nasty only to be told it may take several days. In the meantime, I get a million more dumb stuff emails that I have to clean up after.
Now, someday, I hope to write the next best novel, create an ebook that people can’t get enough of, or some other wonderful writing income maker. I have a very simple plan that I wish to share:
- When I finish the written work, I would love to give it away completely free – no shipping, no handling, etc. I would request a review from those I provide the free copy. Now, this is free in a no-money sense. However it will require a bit of your time to tell me if you loved it, it needs improvement, or if it sucks.
- If I should decide to do a print book vs. ebook, the shipping and tax will be listed as a charge – NOT FREE THEN IS IT?! So I will tell you up front – this is not free. What a refreshing idea?!
Several years ago there was a movie made with Dudley Moore. He was an overworked, overstressed advertising agent that ended up in an institution early in the movie. The point of the movie was to imagine what it would be like if all advertising simply told the truth. If the product stinks, but you will buy it because of the cute, half-naked woman presenting it – then say so. Be proud of how you are shamelessly pushing your products! The movie was appropriately named “CRAZY PEOPLE.”
If You need a giggle, click here to see the trailer on YouTube it’s just a nice movie that makes you smile!